• Question: What's your favourite science joke?

    Asked by paigeanderson to Amy, Drew, Julia, Kimberley, Sara on 15 Jun 2011.
    • Photo: Drew Rae

      Drew Rae answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      There’s these three researchers hunting in the woods. They see a deer. The engineer shoots first, and misses a metre in front of the deer. The biologist deliberately misses a metre behind the deer. The statistician yells “Got it!”

    • Photo: Julia Griffen

      Julia Griffen answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      Gold walked into a bar…. bar man shouts Ey’ You over there!

    • Photo: Kimberley Bryon

      Kimberley Bryon answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      Q: How many moles are there in guacamole?

      A: Avacado’s number

    • Photo: Amy MacQueen

      Amy MacQueen answered on 14 Jun 2011:

      Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
      One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
      The other says, “Are you sure?”
      The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

    • Photo: Sara Imari Walker

      Sara Imari Walker answered on 15 Jun 2011:

      Hi Paige! I love this comic: http://xkcd.com/435/ . Basically about how every scientist thinks there science is the best =) Pretty funny!

      One of my other favorites is “A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.” “

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